Q: What is the opposite of main?
A: New Hampshire
Q: Who was Joan of Arc?
A: She was Noah’s wife.
Q: Use etiquette in a sentence.
A: “I don’t know the meaning of etiquette.”
Q: Which state is a peninsula?
Q: What percentage of the European population died following the outbreak of the plague?
A: One hundred percent, eventually.
I can’t vouch for the veracity of the above, but here is one from a teacher our daughter had in high school.
“Magellan circumcised the earth with an 80 foot clipper.”
Here’s one more that a friend sent me.